|Vogue's distortion of Mooch|
Picture #2 is an outfit she wore in 2011 while visiting the Royal Opera House in London. The lapdog media called this outfit her "edgiest fashion statement to date" and "avant garde fashions with a capital "A". NOT.
Picture number 3 is the outfit she wore at the 2012 Kid's Choice Awards. The leather pants and sequin jacket makes her look like she's an aging rock star. If you walk like a lumberjack you shouldn't be wearing skin tight leather pants.
Ahh...next up is the infamous shorts she wore on Air Force One in 2009. She says this is her only fashion regret, I'm kind of always happy with what I am wearing. . Sometimes I forget I'm the first lady so I'm like running around in shorts, I know the first time we went on a family vacation I had shorts on getting off of Air Force One and that created a huge stink"
Picture number 5 wouldn't be so bad if you were 18 years old and living in the 1980's. But she wore this outfit when she visited Westminster Abbey in 2009. The London Times wrote "While Mrs.Obamais correct to wear her brightcolors stacked, and the colors themselves are bang on the money, the three-dimensional flowers, that strange orange snake working its way around her middle and the yellow curtain pelmet are impossible to defend. Moreover, the appliqued tunic has the air of Malia or Sasha's art class about it and...does nothing for her hips" Obviously the media in the UK doesn't have to worry about being labeled a racist.
Picture number 6 highlights Moochie's love of giant bows. Holy cow!! A bow this size should be on a box or a car, but never ever on a human.
Picture number 7 makes you wonder if she ever
looks in the mirror before she goes out in public. There is no rhyme or reason to this outfit, it looks like it was made out of leftover material, something you would wear to clean the bathroom, and not meant fof public view. Wow.
Photo number 8 highlights Shelly's too tight and too short pants, along with the real possibility that she is wearing her daughter's underwear.
I wonder why she decided to wear a
Picture number 10 highlights her boob belt obsession. Speculation as to why she loves them runs from an attempt to conjoure up the Empire Era, to not knowing what an underwire bra is, to being pregnant, (followed by a betting pool of who the father is and her due date)
Picture number 11 must be one of those times when she forgot she was the First Lady. I wouldn't even go outside to get the mail if my pits are hairy, let alone go out in public where I might end up on the Jumbotrom.
When you see these pictures combined with the media fawning all over her and calling her a "fashion icon" for her breathtaking "fashion statements" you can only come to the conclusion that they are trying to convince themselves that they are not racist, for in their shallow world if you say anything bad about her its because you are racist.
|"People have an image of me |
as an angry black woman"
She has proven to be just as ugly on the outside as she is in the inside.
3 billion dollars in sales, my ass...
So says me - Tsarina1